Saturday, November 24, 2012

To CUT or Not To CUT??

Everyday I go back and forth on whether I want to grow my hairs out or chop all them hairs off (majority of the time it's the latter of the two!)

I haven't had a haircut in <GASP> about 16+ months. I know, I know, I am SOO awful. And honestly, there's really no reason why it's been that long. Okay, actually there is a few reasons.

1. I work too much and usually don't leave work till 7:30 pm or later during the week and majority of places are closed by then.

2. Most "good" places aren't open on the weekends (WTF is up with that? Don't they realize we (and we meaning I) gotta make that dough during the week??)

3. The four haircuts I have gotten since living in Texas have been pretty lackluster (and that's putting it lightly.) I have been to 4 DIFFERENT places to get those 4 haircuts. None of those places or stylists "WOW'ed" me. And none of those haircuts have been anything to "ohh" and "ahh" about.

4. I really, REALLY don't want to pay an arm and a leg for someone to cut these luscious locks (did you like that idiom I just used?)

What it REALLY comes down to is the fact that i'm really just too lazy to get my ass motivated to get a haircut. Yup, that's the truth.

Unfortunately, i'm at my breaking point now. If I don't get a haircut STAT, I think I might go all Britney Spears on my hair and I may be looking like this the next time you hear from me...

And we ALLLLLL know that we don't want that. Plus, it doesn't exactly flatter my face shape. But, my hair is pretty much doing this every day....

SHEDDING! (Okay, maybe not THAT much...) But, my hair is sooo dry and brittle and has been breaking and I feel like I shed more than my poochies do (and that's pretty redic!)

SOOO... Here is my dilemma that I need all your amazing opinions on...


Short Hairrrrr'z:


Medium Hairrrr'z:



A little background on my hairzzz:
-It grows really fast
-I am in no way attached to my hair. At. All.
-I have curly/wavy hair and it's thicker than a mofo
-As it is now, it takes 40 minutes to DRY and another 40 to straighten
-I have a shiiiiiiiit tonnnnnn of hair


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Why yes, I am still alive and kickin'...

PHEW, has it really been THAT long since I last updated? I am such a bad blogger! I have put blogging on my FOREVER LONG LIST OF TO-DO'S... and well, I still haven't accomplished 5 of the 2305734957 things on that list, so you can probably use those inference skills to infer what number blogging was on the list. (Well, even if it was #6, I still wouldn't have gotten to it yet...) ANYWAYS!

It's finally THANKSGIVING BREAK and I am happy to say that I have the WHOLE WEEK OFF! Except... the fact that I went into school yesterday for 5 hours and today for 6 hours. I hate myselffffffff.

Did ya'll hear that the Biebs and Seleneeeeer (as its pronounced according to Nicki Minaj. Have I mentioned the fact that I hate Nicki? Because I totallllllly do!) broke up?

Yeah and did you also hear that they got back together like a day later? It's kind of like those couples who get mad at each other and delete their relationship on facebook and two days later they are "back in a relationship" (and no, it's not like I ever did this back in the day or anything...)

Oh yeah and why is it that every time I log onto facebook ANOTHER "friend" is pregnant? Because it's totally happening and I am not too happy about it. If you want me to have baby fever, I already do. But now all you peeps are popping some kiddos out and i'm still hanging with my poochies? Totally not acceptable to me (but totally acceptable to the hubs!) Some day... SOMMMEEE DAYYYY (right?)

I am pretty pissed off that I missed the christmas episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager (why yes, I do love that show. Don't hate!) UGH! I have been waiting for that show to come back on and of course I see the commercial and don't even pay attention to one day the special airs. Next thing yah know, IT'S OVER AND I HAVE NOT WATCHED IT. FML.

Now that i'm on Thanksgiving break... Whose gonna start counting down to Christmas Break with me?

And speaking of Christmas... You should probably put my birthday on your calendar right now. In case you didn't know, my birth is a national holiday. (Okay, fine, I guess MLK can celebrate my birth & share the day with me...) Yup, I am that freaking fabulous that the whole world just needed my birthday off to celebrate me. So, I take check, cash and enormous amounts of gifts. Please plan your life accordingly and you're lucky that I let you know 2 months in advance.