Friday, August 3, 2012

Dear herd of elephants currently living above me

You seriously suck. I realize that you are training your SEVEN kiddos for the next 5k, but seriously, me and the hubs are about to go all Friends on your ass & buy multiple brooms and SLAM them into the ceiling if you don't cool it. (Please tell me you have all seen that episode).  I mean, seriously, why are you training at 3 am? Do you really find that necessary? In case you didn't know, there is a great set of stairs right outside your door.

On another note, i'm not sure if ya'll heard or not... But...

Snoop DO double freaking G changed his name to Snoop Lion. So long Snoop DO double freaking G and hello Snoop LI single O N. I can't wait to buy laugh at your new REGGAE album. Bahahahahhaahha!

If any of you have seen Toddlers and Tiaras not like I watch it constantly or anything you may have seen this little jewel. I mean come on HONEY BOO BOO, I know you all wish she was YOUR daughter, right? WRONG. Well, this little HOLLA FOR A DOLLA princess child has her own show coming to TLC. ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME? If she can get her own show, surely *I* can get my own show. My life is WAY more entertaining & I definitely think i'm funnier too. And duh, i'm a TOTAL beauty queen. That's it, i'm calling in and TLC HERE I COME!

YOU. MUST. WATCH. THIS. VIDEO. I guarantee it will be the best funniest 6 minutes & 5 seconds of your day.

Well, that's all folks. 

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  1. Lol cracking up! I heard about the name lame--I guess he's calling himself the next Bob Marley and he's going all reggae on us?!

    Sorry about the neighbors...that always sucks :(

  2. Is it weird I am counting down to this Honey Boo Boo show? That girl has some sass.

    Sorry about the neighbors. Apartment living sucks for that reason

  3. That video always makes me laugh! But I don't know that I could sit through a whole episode of just her :P

  4. Oh lordy be that Honey Boo Boo was/is a train wreck waiting ot happen! LOL I am gonna try to watch it not sure I'll make it through the entire thing! How about those facial expression by coupon queen? LOL

  5. When I saw that Honey Boo Boo had her own show, I flipped-- sooo dang excited, I need her in my life!
    & your letter to your neighbors made me so thankful that I'm not in an apartment anymore-- it was the worst!

  6. OMG loud neighbors are the worst. I swear five golden retrievers live about me and they run around alllll day and night. I hope you have a good weekend!

  7. My neighbors like to throw big parties during the week. My windows face their house and it is the worse. I feel your pain!
    Oh and Snoop changing his name is the most riciulous thing ever!
    Oh and you're hilarious! This whole post had me cracking up.

  8. I love yes, I've seen that episode 8,452 times. Love it. I vote you two retaliate. It might help ;) I hate apartment living. It can be rough.

    I couldn't make it through the entire Honey Boo Boo thing. Good grief! I'm terrified for the future of this country. LOL

  9. That video is CRAZY! WOW!! Mnt Dew for a "special juice".. oh my. And show your "belly" to the judges? WHAT? Thanks for the laugh.

  10. Um. Really? I sat there with my mouth dropped. The whole 6 minutes and 5 seconds. Did that little girl just talk like a black girl and say "honey boo boo"??????? I want to slap the taste out of that mothers mouth!!! OMG!

  11. Ugh! I have the same problem here! The guy who lives above me has wood floors and walks around in cowboy boots. And he works nights, so you only here him anywhere from 11pm-2am. So annoying. AND the ass has the audacity to stomp on the floors when I'm vacuuming during the day.

  12. hahahahahaha I'm almost in tears when I see any of those little girls on TLC. Ugh wow. I think we should have a combined TV show! Much better ratings!

  13. And reference your little stomper, I used to have that problem at my old apartment. They had a one year old that they would let loose till about midnight - ummmm why isn't your kid in bed?!?!??!? instead she's running around like a crazy monkey while I try to study! Ok now that I moved, I'm much happier haha. Hang in there!

  14. I'm Alana, I'm six, and I'm a BEAUUUTEE QUEEEEN.

    (yes that is my entire comment)

  15. I watch Friends nightly and have def seen every episode! There were plenty of times in college I wanted to slam the broom stick into the ceiling. Stupid upstairs neighbors.

    And as far as that "Honey boo boo child" kid....good lands someone needs to smack her and her momma! Who gives their kids multiple mountain dews ever?!?!